MJC is an interesting place to attend. To say a little bit about my experience I'll tell you that I have more fun with my professors than they do with me. I've made my Philosophy professor scared to call on me, showed my Psychology professor proof that I was "god" (I wonder who remembers me proving that :o), reader's theater has also been a lot of fun... there's nothing like seeing the reaction of a student body after you drop the F-Bomb 15 times and flip them off in under fifteen minutes when you are on stage. On an nonacademic note, the other day i went to my 8:00 AM class just to find out the class had been cancelled for the day. NOT GOOD. I had to wait in my car for about for a bit more than three hours. The car is frail and also felt as if the top would blow off any minute during the storm... It also leaked... a lot. Needless to say I went completely stir crazy. I was bored enough to start fogging up the windows playing tic-tac toe and counting off the minutes I had been clammed up in there. I still have no idea what I want to be my major, let alone what college I want to attend after MJC. Anyway, I thought I would give a small list of the things I have learned throughout my years. Granted some of you may have seen this on my other profiles, but I thought it would be appropriate for this place.
Why they call it a finger,
25 divided by 5 is 14,
the idea of originality,
slightly offensive hobos are very deep,
blindfolds are not user friendly... neither are screen doors,
slack lines are unforgiving,
i can't stop john cena so i should stop trying,
skittles are not the best way to get out of a slump,
sometimes the people that freak you out when you first meet them end being your best friend or
something more,
you don't need three hands to do three things on guitar at once,
modesto tends to be a land of mystical misadventure,
new versions of an old scene are way too common,
saying "NO" fiercely after someone says "excuse me" is very enjoyable,
don't think that no one cares because I always care,
if you curse and put the F word in your high school paper on censorship the grader will be too astonished to fail you,
there are 3,002 sides to a coin,
the paint is dry when i say it's dry,
I still find the letter "y" to be pompous and easy to dislike,
the answer to all my problems CAN be found in a box of french fries,
if you order a kids meal with a milkshake at BK you get a brownie and nothing else,
if you signal your uncle for a help at a bus stop he will wave back and keep driving,
don't put M&M's on layaway... there's a minimum balance policy,
don't play with the newton balls at the flea market you'll get them tangled up,
if you take directions from an mjc student go the other way,
getting a bus door closed on you is awkward for everyone involved,
if you are trying to tell the trix rabbit that they sell trix cereal at the store then you are probably high,
putting your arm in a cylinder of oil is the most awkward thing you can feel,
lionsault hulk hogan leg drop chokeslam walls of jericho and my dog does not a compelling story make,
move your leg before closing a car door,
if you run 5-6 miles to get to an orientation you will have plenty of space to yourself,
people you meet outside of movie theaters can connect you with Beatrix Lestrange (i think that's right, harry potter thing),
men riding dragons throwing wolves at maggots is strong rhetoric,
don't be disheartened by marks on a paper,
a wild tangent is a wild ride,
DESERTS DON'T BREED,
when a Chihuahua-Terrier mix eats the doggy treats on the dryer he will EARN his potbelly,
since dogs sniff other dogs butts to get a sense of who that dog is then when a dog sniffs his own butt
he is on a journey of self discovery,
the great wall of china does not need a 50 foot karate choppin' robotic santa claus,
a lot of money is wasted on useless studies,
playing guitar on the street doesn't guarantee a steady income,
playing guitar on the street to scrounge enough money for the prom does not work out well,
talking to a disabled man on the bus will earn you 1 dollar and ultimately bail out your family when the car breaks down,
asking a guy to sell you something can result in getting an Ibanez Smashbox for 20 dollars and a jam session with a monster mash guitar player,
putting a starburst in the microwave enhances deliciousness,
talking about a movie can coerce a former wrestler to converse with you,
foreign guitar players are very open to being presented as a guitar god,
belief in yourself is crucial but a little help from other never hurt,
illogical is subjective,
chickens tend to be a reoccurring theme in my life,
pinatas have it worse than you,
there nothing like hugging someone close to you... whether you know them or not,
holding a significant other can be very time consuming,
too many people feel that they are alone,
not enough people feel good about themselves,
everyone could take the time to understand life is 10% what happens and 90% how you react to it.
Life is good.
Peace.
the answer to all my problems CAN be found in a box of french fries,
if you order a kids meal with a milkshake at BK you get a brownie and nothing else,
if you signal your uncle for a help at a bus stop he will wave back and keep driving,
don't put M&M's on layaway... there's a minimum balance policy,
don't play with the newton balls at the flea market you'll get them tangled up,
if you take directions from an mjc student go the other way,
getting a bus door closed on you is awkward for everyone involved,
if you are trying to tell the trix rabbit that they sell trix cereal at the store then you are probably high,
putting your arm in a cylinder of oil is the most awkward thing you can feel,
lionsault hulk hogan leg drop chokeslam walls of jericho and my dog does not a compelling story make,
move your leg before closing a car door,
if you run 5-6 miles to get to an orientation you will have plenty of space to yourself,
people you meet outside of movie theaters can connect you with Beatrix Lestrange (i think that's right, harry potter thing),
men riding dragons throwing wolves at maggots is strong rhetoric,
don't be disheartened by marks on a paper,
a wild tangent is a wild ride,
DESERTS DON'T BREED,
when a Chihuahua-Terrier mix eats the doggy treats on the dryer he will EARN his potbelly,
since dogs sniff other dogs butts to get a sense of who that dog is then when a dog sniffs his own butt
he is on a journey of self discovery,
the great wall of china does not need a 50 foot karate choppin' robotic santa claus,
a lot of money is wasted on useless studies,
playing guitar on the street doesn't guarantee a steady income,
playing guitar on the street to scrounge enough money for the prom does not work out well,
talking to a disabled man on the bus will earn you 1 dollar and ultimately bail out your family when the car breaks down,
asking a guy to sell you something can result in getting an Ibanez Smashbox for 20 dollars and a jam session with a monster mash guitar player,
putting a starburst in the microwave enhances deliciousness,
talking about a movie can coerce a former wrestler to converse with you,
foreign guitar players are very open to being presented as a guitar god,
belief in yourself is crucial but a little help from other never hurt,
illogical is subjective,
chickens tend to be a reoccurring theme in my life,
pinatas have it worse than you,
there nothing like hugging someone close to you... whether you know them or not,
holding a significant other can be very time consuming,
too many people feel that they are alone,
not enough people feel good about themselves,
everyone could take the time to understand life is 10% what happens and 90% how you react to it.
Life is good.
Peace.
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